Working out is NOT a punishment

run-like-a-zombie:

  • Do not work out because you feel GUILTY.
  • Working out is not a punishment.
  • Do it because it is fun, because you like doing it, because you like who you become when you work out - but never do it out of guilt and shame.
  • Do it with joy and love. 
  • If you had a cookie yesterday it does not mean that you have to forcefully add reps to your workout routine because you feel bad. ENJOY THAT COOKIE.

Okay? Okay.

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radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

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