suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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catsinabluebox:

catsinabluebox:

some kids built this outside my dorm.


and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

catsinabluebox:

catsinabluebox:

some kids built this outside my dorm.

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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en0lagay:

blue ivy’s growing up so fast

en0lagay:

blue ivy’s growing up so fast

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enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

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minaj1d:

When you finally find your name on a coke bottle and you waiting for the vending machine to drop it

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im-jean-valjean:



inlovewithwhitemen:

iragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.


It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.

im-jean-valjean:

inlovewithwhitemen:

iragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.

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It’s like you guys want to be outraged and offended.

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