If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

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mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

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dveon:

um omg

dveon:

um omg

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lasagnababy:

the boob is alive

lasagnababy:

the boob is alive

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